Michael Ayoob: Pretty Cool Guy

Oh, hello.  I didn't see you standing there.  Welcome to my website.  Allow me to tell you a little about myself.

 

I was conceived in the bathroom of an Oklahoma truck stop in the year 1989.  My father was a down-on-his-luck salad dressing salesman; my mother, a retired trapeze artist.  I was raised in captivity on a diet of cumin and Vaseline, and learned to cock my eyebrows at a very young age.

 

In 2008, I was admitted to the University of Southern California School for the Criminally Insane, where I majored in Interactive Media and Game Development.  Since graduating in 2012, I have focused on refining my skills as a game designer, in addition to building up an immunity to iocaine powder.